Best Short Whatsapp Status and Facebook

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This is a compilation of best Short status for whatsapp usage.Pick a status and show your friends that you are Status-Master.

1). I had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
2). Never on schedule.But always on time. ………(#1 short status for whatsapp)
3). I’m a good boy/girl with bad habits 😛
4). An apple in a day keeps anyone away…. If you throw it hard.
5). At least mosquitoes are attracted to me. ……(#2 short status for whatsapp)
6). Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
7). We are WTF generation – WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook.
8). Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :’).
9). Some people are alive only, Because it’s illegal to kill them.
10). Look at your left-——> I said left idiot!
11). Who says nothing is impossible. I’ve been doing nothing for years. …….(#5 short status for whatsapp)
12). I Have Good News And Bad News To Tell You. The Bad News? I Have No Good News. And The Good News? I Have No
Bad News.
13).Some people just need a High-Five, on the face.
14). Dear Samsung, please also start selling jeans that can accommodate your smartphones.
15). Love is DOCOMO, do the new.Marriage is IDEA, can change ur life.Wife is HUTCH, where ever you go she follows.But
Friendship is AIRTEL, ek atut bandhan……!
16). “Success” all depends on the second letter. (#3 short status for whatsapp)
18). If I write something smart, you are probably going to copy it!
19). You cannot stop the waves but you can learn to surf.
20). Teachers call it cheating, students call it teamwork. ……..(#4 short status for whatsapp).
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Best Simple Rangoli Designs for Diwali 2016 and some Festivals

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Best Simple Rangoli Designs for Diwali 2016:

Simple and Easy Diwali Rangoli design Photos, Images Given below in hd.You can check the Happy deepavali rangoli desing for home & Rangoli Design Images Pics for Shop is given below
Indian Rangoli Designs Photos 2016
May thousands of lamps light up your life
with endless happiness, richness, health & wealth forever
wishing U and Ur family a very
Traditional Rangoli Designs images
Easy Rangoli Designs for Diwali freehand
Diwali Rangoli Images with flowers
Let’s celebrate the auspicious day of Diwali with fun and frolic
May this bright day bring Bountiful Bliss and Joy in ur life
Great Happy Deepavali...!.
 Top & Simple Rangoli Design for Deepavali
Look Outside It’s Pleasant
LIGHTS Smiling 4 u
CANDLES Dancing 4 u
FAIRIES Waiting 4 u
Rangoli Designs With Flowers For Competition
Easy Rangoli Design for Home

Sun glows for a day,
Candle for an hour,
Matchstick for a minute,
But a wish glows forever.
Here is my wish for a glowing Diwali and glowing life!
Happy Diwali.
Free Hand Rangoli Design for Diwali 2016
 These all are the best simple hand rangoli design for the deepavali you can also make it with your free hands.If you want make these type of rangoli design first of all make the boundry outside with a colors or chok then use the rangoli design for it.



Happy Diwali Wishes Greetings and Status Messages

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Best Collection of Diwali Wishes and Diwali Status Sms

Happy Diwali Wishes Greetings and Status Messages:

Diwali night is full of lights,Crackers may your life be filled with colors and lights of happiness.

 Happy Diwali to all of my friends..!

Sending you Happy smiles for every moment of your special day. Have a wonderful time and a very Happy Diwali to you....

On this great day I wish you very wonderful happy diwali and may god help you every time in your life..

May this Diwali Lakshmi Maa Fill your Home with Happines .Happy Deepavali

On this precious moment of deepavali I wish you very happy diwali and I pray that you will get all your endeavors fulfilled as well as you get lots of gifts and sweets on this diwali.

May the light of diwali fill your home with light of joy and happiness.On this great day I wish you a happy dewali..

Har pal khushiya ho sath apke, kabhi daman na ho khali apka, humari taraf se apko shubh Deepawali..

May the beauty Of deepavali season fill your home with happiness..

Happiness is in air Its Deepawali everywhere Lets show some love and Respect And wish everyone out there Happy Diwali...

Sun glows for a whole day;
Candle glows for an hour;
Matchstick glows for a minute;
But a wish glows forever.
Here is my wish for a glowing Diwali and glowing life!....

With gleam of Diyas
And the Echo of the Chants
May Happiness and Contentment Fill Ur life
Wishing U & Ur Family very Happy and Prosperous Diwali!

A Diwali festival full of sweet and childhood memories,
sky is full of fireworks,
mouth is full of sweets,
house full of diyas , light and heart full of joy.
Wishing you all a very happy Diwali to you..!

May millions of lamps illuminate your life
with endless joy,prosperity,health & wealth forever
Wishing you and your family a very

Phool ki shuruvat ...kali se hoti hai,
###Zindagi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hai,
Pyar ki shuruvat __apno se hoti hai aur
apno ki shuruvat !!!aapse hoti hai.
Wish you a Happy Diwali 

See Also - 100 Bombastic Happy Diwali SMS Messages In English

122 Best Short status's for Whatsapp and Facebook 2016

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100 Hurt Broken Heart SMS Text Messages Msgs in English and whatsapp/Facebook status.

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100 Hurt Broken Heart SMS Text Messages Msgs in English

100 Hurt Broken Heart SMS Text Messages Msgs in English and whatsappFacebook status.
100 Hurt Broken Heart SMS Text Messages Msgs in English and whatsapp/Facebook status.
Now Express your Broken Heart Feelings With the World with Facebook and Whatsapp.
1. I act like I don't care, but deep inside, it hurts.

2. Relationships are like Glass; sometimes it's better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together.

3. I don't run away from you... I stroll, and it kills me that you don't care enough to stop me...

4. Please come back I'm alone...

5. Don't be much closer to anyone because a small change in their behavior hurts a lot.

6. Thanks for breaking my heart.

7. I would cry a million walk a million miles just to be only with you.

8. The girl who seemed unbreakable broke. The girl who always laughed cried. The girl that never stopped trying, finally gave up, she dropped her fake smile as a tear rolled down her cheek, and she whispered to herself, I can't do this anymore.

9. Love is an invitation for pain :(

10. A Broken heart is same as melted chocolate; it will never come to the position that would remain before it.

11. Sometimes giving someone a second chance is giving them an extra bullet for the gun because they missed you the first time.

12. The pain of love will never stop.

13. I remember him not as the one who broke my heart, but as the one who taught me how to live with a broken heart.

14.I hope one day my weak heart will forget you.

15. Broken heart sometimes following your heart, mean losing your mind when the mind is losing then, everything is losing.

16. One day you'll look back and think. Damn! That boy did love me.

17. I remember him not as the one who broke my heart but as the one who taught me how to live with a broken heart.

18. The pain of love will never stop.

19. Forgetting you is hard to do. Forgetting me is up to you. Forget me not forget me never. Remember this message but not the sender.

20. Walking alone is not 'Difficult' but when we walked a mile with someone then. coming back alone is difficult.

21. And sometimes I just need to be alone. So, I can cry without being judged, so I can think without being interrupted, so I don't bring anyone else down with me.

22. I hope one day my weak heart will forget you.

22. For sale: one heart. Horrible condition. Will take anything for it. Please just cut it out of my chest and end this suffering.

23. Now it's back to the way we started. Strangers.

24. The pain of having a broken heart is not so much as to kill you yet not so little as to let you live.

25. You are my everything, but I'm nothing to you.

26. It's difficult to wait for someone, and it's difficult to forget someone. But the most difficult thing is to decide whether to wait or to.

27. Some broken hearts may never mend; some memories may never end, some wet tears may never dry, but my love for you will never die.

28. The reason why I don't talk to you anymore is that I keep telling myself that if you wanted to speak to me, you would.

29. Pain is the only thing that's telling me I'm still alive.

30. My heart is broken; my hopes are crushed I am living a life of pieces.

31. I have decided to stay quite when you hurt me. Because, if I hurt you back. Eventually, it is going to hurt me more than you!

32. I trusted you, but now your words mean nothing to me because your actions spoke the truth.

33. When you said that we would be together forever, I thought that meant until we died but. I guess forever isn't as long as it used to be... is it?

34. Don't be much closer to anyone because a small change in their behavior hurts a lot.

35. Sometimes it's better to be alone; nobody can beat you.

36. One day you realized or look back, you'll find I'm still waiting for you where you left me. Missing you.

37. Everyone in your life will hurt you sooner or later. But you will have to decide. What is more important? The pain or the person.

38. I love you for all that you are all that you have been and all you're yet to be.

39. It seems strange, but I don't know well that happened.

40. Every day, I am acting like I am okay, but you will never know the truth.

41. A broken heart is like a broken mirror it is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself trying to fix it.

42. The hardest part about breaking up is letting go to the last piece of your heart.

43. The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love someone else.

44. I like to wait in the rain. That way no one can tell me I am crying...

45. It's hard to find someone whom you truly love, much less to find someone who loves you as much. When the change comes, don't ever let go.

46. A relationship is only made for two. But some bitches don't know how to count.

47. Sick of crying tired of trying Yeah I am smiling but inside I'm dying...

48. Silence is a girl's loudest cry.

49. I don't hate my haters, but I won't ever surround myself with such negativity. I'm better than that.

50. I was not always heartless, but after you broke my heart, I start using my heartless.

51. Love makes beauty break everything so never break the heart.

52. I sacrificed my heart for you, but it was no bond to you. I thought time was a good investment, but you lured me with lust and left me crying all my life.

53. It is better to be alone than being with someone who makes you feel alone.

54. I will remember her not as the one who broke my heart, but as the one who taught me how to love.

55. Days feel like years when I'm alone.

56. How many tears I have to cry to clean myself of you?

57. It's been more than 17 months since I saw her, still, miss her every second of my life.

58. They say your heart but when your heart is in so many pieces, which way are you to follow.

59. I am proud of my heart... it's been played created and broken, but it still works.

60. If you never get your heart broken, you will never learn to love.

61. Never fall in love again.

62. I hate you because you make me hate you...

63. Don't start your day with the broken pieces of yesterday. Every morning we wake up is the first day of the rest of our life.

64. You're the first person who broke my heart. For the rest of my life. You will always be the one who hurt me the most. Don't forget that.

65. So, I guess that I'm the loser because you have found someone new but I'm still here. Still all alone just crying over you.

66. Sometimes a broken heart never heads all the way but it still works, and you have to make do with what you have.

67. I have decided to not to with you.

68. Crying does not mean that he person is weak, but it means that person has a heart.

69. Fall in love with someone who deserves your heart, not someone who plays with it.

70. I want to ask you how you feel about me. But I never did because I was afraid I might not like what you have to say.

71. I want to delete you from my life.

72. A million words would not be you back, I know because I've tried, neither would a million tears, I know I've cried.

73. One day you're going to remember me, and how much I loved you, then you're going hate yourself for letting me go.

74. The only thing I learned from love is the power it gives someone to crush you.

75. It takes a strong heart to love but it takes all even stronger heart to love after it's been broken.

76. Every time I look at the keyword, I see that you and I are always together.

77. I will always care for you, even if we're not together and even if we're far, far away from each other.

78. A breakup is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it.

79. Walking alone is not difficult but when we have walked a mile with someone, then coming back alone is what is more difficult!

80. You never know what you have until you lose it, and once you lose it, you can never get it back.

81. My heart was taken by you... broken for you... and now it is in pieces because of you.

82. Love is like falling... in the end; you're left hurt, scarred, and with a memory of it forever.

83. You're the one who broke my heart, you're the reason my world fell apart, you're the one who made me cry, yet I'm still in love with you, and I don't know why.

84. A million words would not bring you back, I know because I've tried, neither would a million tears, I know I've cried.

85. Sometimes the memories are worth the pain.

86. Sometimes you just have to hold your head up high, blink away the tears and say good-bye.

87. For a few minutes, you made me feel as though I meant something to someone.

88. I made a choice to let go finally because I can't stand the pain, it's time for my last tear to fall and smile again.

89. I wish he meant it when he kissed me cause then I could look back and see someone who loved me, but I can only go back and see someone who used me.

90. You asked me what was wrong, I smiled and said nothing, when you turned around, and a tear came down, and I whispered to myself... everything is.

91. I don't know which I would rather believe... that you never did care or that you eventually stopped.

92. Hold my hand, just one more time, so I can remind myself why it is that I can't get over you.

93. I think its time I let you go... and that is hard to do because part of me will be in love with you for the rest of my life.

94. The hardest thing about growing up is that you have to do what is right for you even if it means breaking someone's heart. Including your own.

95. Sometimes all you need is a broken heart to realize that something even better is right in front of our eyes, just waiting to be found

96. I don't know which is worse, being the one with the broken heart or being the person that breaks the hearts.

97. You always have an out. An exit strategy to make sure you don't get hurt. You always walk always. You walk away before they can walk away from you.

98. Somehow I know we'll meet again, not quite sure where and not sure when, you’re in my heart so until then goodbye.

99. If you’re going to make me cry, at least be there to wipe away the tears.

100. Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never knew.

100 Baby I Love You SMS Text Messages Msg in English For Facebook And Whatsapp

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100 Baby I Love You SMS Text Messages Msg in English

100 Baby I Love You SMS Text Messages Msg in English

100 Baby I Love You SMS Text Messages Msg in English

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1. Loving you is like breathing. How can I stop?

2. I love you, takes 3 seconds to say; 3 hours to explain and a lifetime to prove!

3. I love my eyes when you look into them;
I love my name when you say it;
I love you heart when you love it;
I love you life when you are in it.
I love you and always!

4. So many ways to say, I love you but never enough to say how much.

5. My love, words, however, special... could never start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart!

Never ask for a kiss, just take it;
Never ask for a hug, just give it;
Never ask 'do you love me?' say, I love you;
Never say I can't live without you, say I live for you!

7. I love you not because of who you are; but because of who I am when I am with you!

8. I don't say I love you to hear it back; I say it, so you don't forget.

9. I love you because I need you; I need you because I love you!

I love you are three words, but it takes;
3 seconds to read;
3 minutes to think;
3 hours to understand;
3 days to demonstrate;
3 weeks to explain;
And whole life to prove it!

11. Wherever you go, whatever you do, you know I love you from my heart, I do I miss you.

12. The only person worth losing sleep over is the one you can't sleep without. Good night sweetheart. I love you more every day.

There's only
1 thing
2 do
3 words
4 you
I love you...

14. Don't go through life, grow through life.

15. I don't want anyone else to have your heart, kiss your lips, be in your arms or be the one you love. I only hate even dreaming about someone taking my place in your life. I loved you; I love you, and I'll always love you.

16. I love you more that I did yesterday but not more than I will tomorrow.

17. Please stay with me forever and make me happy.

18. Love can be expressed in many ways. One way I know is to send it across the distance to the person who is reading this. So, here is a rose for you darling and I love you.

19. Every moment with you is magical. I love to love you!

20. I don't say it often enough, but I want you to know that I love you.

21. You have touched my heart and filled my world with so much love. Honey, I love you more and more with each passing day!

22. I can't say that I miss you because I haven't even begun getting over you.

23. If a raindrop would mean 'I love you' and you would ask me how much I love you; I bet you that it would rain all day. Love you, sweetheart!

24. Don't say I love you with a mind, say this statement with a bottom of your heart.

25. Drowning in your love is a death more beautiful, than a life without it.

26. I am addicted to your love.

27. I just need you here.

For every day, I miss you.
For every hour, I need you.
For every minute, I feel you.
For every second, I want you.
Forever, I love you!

29. My love for you will remain forever.

30. I want to tell you that I will share all your worries, wipe your tears, take care of your heart, and I will love you all my life.

31. I cannot imagine living without you. I can't stop thinking about you. I don't know much, but I know I love you and only you.

32. Just the thought of you brightens up my morning.

33. You are the one that I adore; your everything I asked for and so much more. You are my angel oh so fine, I've found a love to last a lifetime.

34. If I could give you one thing in life; I would make you the ability to see yourself through my eyes; only then would you realize; how special you are to me. Love you, sweetheart!

35. Sometimes I love you, sometimes I hate you, but there isn't a day that goes by that I don't miss you.

36. As I love you and I miss you, hearing your voice is the closest thing to touching you...

37. If loving you is wrong, then I don't want to be right; my love for you is intense and brighter than any light; the way we must go is long, but we'll win every fight!

38. Those silly conversations we had those nights when we stayed up late talking to each other. I miss them all, every one of them. My sweetheart, I love you and miss you with each beat of my heart!

Every of your words,
Every of your touch,
Each time you kiss me.
All this makes my soul burn and year for more.

The 1st time I saw you, I was scared to touch you;
The 1st time I felt you, I was afraid to kiss you;
The 1st time I kissed you, I was scared to love you;
But now that I love you, I'm scared to lose you!

41. I love you for not what you are but what I become when I am there with you.

42. Even if our love is fall of thorns, I'd still embrace it for I know that in between those thorns, there is a rose that's worth all the pain. Honey, I will love you forever!

43. If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. I'm sorry to be smiling every time you're near. I'm sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you're here. I'm sorry that cupid has made his hit. I'm sorry I love you, I can't help it.

44. My love is LUV. Because it removes O - Others and E - Everyone and adds only one thing which is 'U.'

45. I don't know what to do? Because you will never come back and I can't love anyone else. But, still, I am happy because I know our love will stay forever here in my lovely heart!

46. I may be innocent to know what love is; I may not show it to you. I may not love you the way it should be, but I am always willing to love you the way I understand it.

47. I love you:
I am sorry for being so emotional;
I am sorry for being so positive;
I am sorry that I cry for you;
I am sorry because I can't live without you.

48. It's funny how big of an impact you have on me. When I see you, you don't even have to speak all you can do smile, and it makes my day. That's one reason why I love you.

My eyes miss you
My feeling loves you,
My hand needs you,
My mind calls you,
My heart just for you,
I will die without you,
Because I love you.

50. Life is everything when the person you love missed you in your absence... but 'life is nothing' when they miss to understand your importance in your presence.

51. As there is no meaning of a body without a heart, in the same way, there is no meaning of my life without you, you know honey that I love you a lot, you are my only thought!

52. I love you until the day after forever.

53. I love you more today than I did yesterday, but not as much as I will tomorrow.

54. Love is not about how much you say 'I love you,' but how much you can prove that it's true.

55. The pure heart was touching lives if I have to choose between, loving you and breathing. I will pick my last breath the say 'I love you very much.'

56. Always take extra care of 3 things in life: promise, friendship and love because they don't make noise but, when they break they are creating silence.

57. I love you and want you to be mine.

58. Why do you think I SMS you? Is it because I care? Or I miss you? Or I love you? Or I need you? No! It's because... I need a person for just time pass!

59. Those silly conversations we had and those nights when we stayed up late talking to each other. I miss them all, every one of them. My sweetheart, I love you and miss you with each beat of my heart!

Your hugs give me weak knees,
Your kisses make me shiver,
Thinking about you makes me breathless,
Missing you gives me a fever,
You seem to be bad for my health,
But that's alright,
I will still hug you,
Kiss you and miss you with all my night...
I love you!

I hope that you finally understand;
That I will love you until the end;
Because you're not just my girl;
You are also my best friend.
I love you!

62. I have always been careful,
To disguise my real feeling for you,
But it's also true that the while,
I had wishesd,
You could see through the disguise
Because I love you...

63. Every time I see you, I get butterflies in my tummy!

64. I love the spring mornings, the afternoons in autumn, the winter evenings and the summer nights but you I love more sweetheart!

65. I miss you dearly, my heart aches, my head is lost, I miss you. I love you...

66. Sending some cute roses to the most beautiful smile on earth!

67. Your love is...
Sweet and exciting heart-warming and tingling passionate and sensational protective and inspirational warm and funny cute and cozy hot and luscious charming and delicious.

68. I miss you when there's no reason to and certainly much more if there was;
I miss you when we talk and simply much more if we don't;
I miss you after we're together and a lot more if I see you never;
I love you now and much more would it be later?

69. Your love for me is flawless,
your commitment impeccable.
Your only concern is my happiness,
You make me feel so special.

70. I love you not only for what you are but for what I am when I'm with you. I love you not only for what you have made for yourself but for what you are making of me. I love you for the part of me that you bring out.

71. I may be innocent to know what love is,
I may not show it to you.
I may not love you the way it should be,
But I am always willing to love you the way I understand it.

72. Hold me tight,
Hug me with all your might kiss me softly caress me Tenderly gaze into my eyes for a while,
Give me a reason to smile,
Come back in my life baby,
Just say that you still love me...

73. As I watch the shooting star flash across the sky, I forget to ask for the wish as I have got in you what I need in my life to live happily ever after. I love you, my dear sweetheart!

74. I don't want the tears to stop rolling down my cheeks,
I want you to come wipe them off.
I don't want my heart to heal,
I want you to fix it.
I don't want to stop loving you,
I want you to start loving me again.

For every day, I miss you.
For every hour, I need you.
For every minute, I feel you.
For every second, I want you.
Forever, I love you.

76. You are my one in 6 billion.

77. For my dear wife, I have loved you and will love you forever, and it is through this beautiful message I am very sorry and also seek apology for hurting you yesterday. I hope you will forgive me for the same.

78. I am a daydreamer since I don't sleep at night. I love you...

79. I love you, but I hate myself because I am far from you but my spirit is in your heart also myself in your heart just touch your heart I want to breathe.

80. I try not to miss you but at the end. I still do...

81. I love you more than anyone has ever loved before.

82. I can tell you that, I love you, but no matter how many times I tell you or show you I will always love you beyond more.

83. Looking at the moon's radiant shine bouncing off your beautiful face, all the worries of my life vanish without a trace. I love you...

84. My daughter, no matter where you go in life or who you grow up to be, I'll always be right here, standing behind you... encouraging you to live your dream.

85. My love, words however special could never see the start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart. Love!

86. When you can't believe your eyes, you can always trust your heart. Love makes anything possible.

87. You are the love of my life! I love you forever msg for my love

88. I love you; I completely understand in a life without you.

89. I wanted to show you how much I love you,
I thought of writing you a poem;
Thought of singing you a love song;
Even thought of picking you the moon.
But all those attempts fail when I remember your love,
Beauty and caring heart!

90. Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eyes. Love you romantic sms for you!

91. It's not being in love that makes me happy but being in love with you that makes me happy!

92. You know honey;
You are looking so beautiful today.
And, how do I know this?
Silly, because you look pretty each day.
Love you a lot sweetie,
Miss you and love you!

93. As I watch the shooting star flash across the sky, I forget to ask for the wish as I have got in you what I need in my life to live happily ever after. I love you, my dear sweetheart!

94. Every time I miss you; I just have to look at my heart because you are always there... I love you!

95. I knew I loved you when I realized that there was no one else I would rather laugh, any and make memories with. Love you!

96. You are the love of my life! I love you jaan sms

97. I thought I would be better off alone. But I am nothing without you, time as shown. Better I am nothing without you; time has shown. Better off apart, I thought we would be.
But that is what my heart refuses to believe.
I am sorry, I took your love for granted.
But trust me, this is not what I wanted.

98. I promise, speaking without egos, loving without intentions, caring without expectations, I promise you that you will be mine always.

99. When two souls that have shed their loneliness embrace and melt into one; from out of loneliness, love is born.

100. Attraction brought us closer. Love's going to keep us that way. Forever!

100 Greatest Wise Whatsapp Status Quotes Messages Sayings Updates

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100 Greatest Wise Whatsapp Status Quotes Messages Sayings Updates

Greatest Wise Whatsapp Status Quotes Messages Sayings Updates

Wise Whatsapp Status Quotes Messages Sayings Updates: Here is the Greatest list of 100 Wise Status for Whatsapp. Which you can also use as Wise Facebook Status of Wise Status for Facebook Wall. We have combine all type of Wise SayingsWise Quotes and Wise Messages so that you don't need to search more anywhere else.

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1. Time is precious, waste it wisely.

2. Don`t be a fake. Because everyone likes the original.

3. Be yourself! People may or may not like you, but it’s important that you stay true to who you are.

4. A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.

5. A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer.

6. Learn to appreciate what you have, before time makes you appreciate what you had.

7. Run with your dreams and follow their passions. Make things happen. Alter course. This will take you to your destination.

8. No matter how difficult your trials, you must persevere to the end.

9. Success doesn’t just come and find you, you have to go out. and get it.

10. Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.

11. To be beautiful means to be yourself. you don’t need to be accepted by others. you need to accept your self.

12. A person with a choice has options and a degree of control over the direction his or her life will take.

13. Believe half of what you see and none of what you hear.

14. The soul always knows what to do to heal itself. The challenge is to silence the mind.

15. Not everyone is going to forgive you, but more importantly God has already forgiven you….now go on and live your LIFE.

16. Life is like a pot of stew, the more things you ad to it the better it gets.

17. If the only prayer you ever say in your entire life is thank you, it will be enough.

18. Behind all the beautiful life there are always some pain that each one of us has to pass through.

19. It is easier to resist at the beginning than at the end.

20. Don’t be a carbon copy of one of God’s great originals. Be yourself!

21. It is easier to resist at the beginning than at the end.

22. I'm not scared of commitment. I'm scared of who I commit to.

23. Don't depend too much on anyone in this world because even your own shadow leaves you when you are in darkness.

24. Time is never wasted, if you are wasted all the time.

25. Don’t wait for the Last Judgment. It happens every day.

26. Right‬ or Wrong‬ doesn't ‪‎exist‬! When you have a ‪‎CONFIDENCE‬!

27. Life is a festival only to the wise.

28. Stop being afraid of what could go wrong and start being positive about what could go right.

29. Best way to deal with Haters, Keep calm, and Stay classy...

30. Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try...

31. Life doesn't give you what you want. It gives you what you work for.

32. Extraordinary: it is the 'extra' that make us more than ordinary.

33. The biggest mistake you’ll ever make, are the risks you didn’t take.

34. What you are is what you have been. What you’ll be is what you do now.

35. The reason people have no room for wisdom is because they are so full of judgment.

36. Trust your silence, just like you trust your words. Someone, someday will understand.

37. Money should be used, and people loved, instead money is loved, and people used.

38. Remember that everything that had happened in the past is either a lesson or a blessing.

39. Either you control your attitude or it controls you...

40. Happiness can't be found when you seek it for yourself, But when you give it to others it finds its way back to you that is the mystery of happiness. It grows when shared.

41. Great things never come from comfort zones.

42. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

43. Don't be sad if a person prefers another person over you. Because You can't convince a monkey that honey is sweeter than a banana.

44. The more you know, the less you need to show.

45. The best way to succeed in life is to act on the advice we give to others.

46. Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway.

47. It takes a strong person to say sorry and an even stronger person to forgive.

48. If you are depressed, you are living in the past. If you are anxious, you are living in the future. If you are at peace, you are living in the present.

49. Everything has its beauty, but not everyone sees it.

50. Nothing in the world is ever completely wrong. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

51. Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift, so don’t live in history and don’t live in mystery, live for today.

52. People are made to be loved and things are made to be used, But the confusion in this world is that people are used and the things are loved.

53. You need Power,only when you want to do something harmful, otherwise Love is enough to get everything done.

54. Imagination is more important than knowledge.

55. The best way to succeed in life is to act on the advice we give to others.

56. Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway.

57. It takes a strong person to say sorry and an even stronger person to forgive.

58. If you are depressed, you are living in the past. If you are anxious, you are living in the future. If you are at peace, you are living in the present.

59. Go for someone who is not only proud to have you but will also take every risk just to be with you.

60. Never get attached to anyone nor anything, because attachments leads to expectations and expectations leads to disappointments.

61. All your lies made it that much easier to see the truth.

62. Laugh when you can, cry when you need to, apologize when you should, forgive what needs to be forgiven and then move on from past mistakes.

63. Our dreams inspire us to live life to the fullest, our sorrows guide us in learning & accepting who we are, wisdom is what we achieve from experiencing both.

64. Nothing in the world is ever completely wrong. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

65. Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom.

66. Patience is not the ability to wait, but the ability to keep a good attitude while waiting.

67. The greatest barrier to success is the fear of failure.

68. Give thanks to the LORD in all things. Thank You LORD for giving me life and giving me a chance to live with purpose.

69. Never Blame any Day in Your Life. Good Days Give you Happines. Bad days Give you Experience. Both are Essencial in Life.

70. Behind every stong soldier, there is an even stronger woman who stands behind him, supports him, and loves him with all her heart.

71. If someone has something bad to say about you, it’s probably because they have nothing good to say about themselves.

72. Don’t let your victories go to your head, or your failures go to your heart.

73. If others are jealous, you are doing something right.

74. The secret to a rich life is to have more beginnings than endings.

75. Never take a shortcut in life, take the long route because you pick up more experiences on the way.

76. Always do what you want never mind what others say, because if you do it or not people always have something to say.

77. The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one.

78. Once you start a working on something, don't be afraid of failure and don't abandon it. People who work sincerely are the happiest. - Chanakya

79. As soon as the fear approaches near, attack and destroy it.

80. Never play with the feelings of others because you may win the game but the risk is that you'll surely lose the person for lifetime.

81. Like birds, let us, leave behind what we don't need to carry.. Grudges, Sadness, Pain, Fear and Regrets. Life is beautiful, Enjoy it.

82. Don't feel bad if people remember you only when they need you. Feel privileged that you are like a candle that comes to their mind when there is Darkness :)

83. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time. But also to leave the wrong thing unsaid at the most tempting Moment :)

84. Busy Life Makes Prayers Harder, But Prayers Make A Hard And Busy Life Easier. So Keep Praying :)

85. A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and Honest people are screwed first.

86. More people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy denying them.

87. Work eight hours and sleep eight hours and make sure they are not the same eight hours.

88. If you educate a man you educate a person, but if you educate a woman you educate a family.

89. Some of the best lessons we ever learn we learn from our mistakes and failures. The error of the past is the wisdom of the future.

90. Respect old people: they graduated highschool without Google or Wikipedia!

91. An educated man is one who knows a lot and says nothing about it.

92. Don't let yourself be controlled by these three things: your past, people, and money.

93. Our dreams inspire us to live life to the fullest, our sorrows guide us in learning and accepting who we are, wisdom is what we achieve from experiencing both.

94. People are made to be loved and things are made to be used, But the confusion in this world is that people are used and the things are loved.

95. You can never make the same mistake twice, because the second time you make it, its not a mistake, its a choice...

96. Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift, so don't live in history and don't live in mystery, live for today.

97. Forgive but dont forget otherwise you might make the same mistake again.

98. The happiest of people do not necessarily have the best of everything, They just make the most of everything they have.

99. Sometimes no matter how many prayers we pray, or how many tears we shed, or how many hearts get broken. God says no, because God has a better way and answer.

100. Do not give up, the beginning is always the hardest

100 Funny Crazy Whatsapp Status in English

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100 Funny Crazy Whatsapp Status in English

100 Funny Crazy Whatsapp Status in English

Our most crazy collection, here is the list of 100 Crazy Funny Whatsapp Status in English for you. You can pick any of the funny crazy whatsapp status for your status bar.

This collection is really crazy and funny, which you can use on any social networking site or application. So, Enjoy!

Funny Crazy Whatsapp Status in English

1. I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.

2. Hey there Whatsapp is using me.

3. Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.

4. You can never buy Love... But still you have to pay for it...

5. Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?

6. I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!

7. My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death...

8. Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook.

9. Save water - Drink beer!

10. Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software... it's called Monday, please fix it.

Funny Crazy Status for Whatsapp in English

11. Always wear cute pajamas to bed you'll never know who you will meet in your dreams.

12. God is really creative, I mean just look at me :P

13. Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.

14. When I'm on my death bed, I want my final words to be 'I left one million dollars in the...'

15. I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.

16. My father always told me, find a job you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life.

17. Life is too short smile while you still have teeth...

18. My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.

19. I'm jealous of my parents... I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs!

20. Here my dad comes on whatsapp... From now on my status would be '***no status***' or just a smiley...

Funny Whatsapp Status in English

21. Don't kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.

22. Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship :P

23. C.L.A.S.S - Come late and start sleeping :)

24. People who exercise live longer, but what's the point when those extra years are spent at gym.

25. Relationship Status: Looking for a FREE WiFi connection.

100 Funny Crazy Whatsapp Status in English
100 Funny Crazy Whatsapp Status in English

26. It may look like I'm deep in thought, but 99% of the time I'm just thinking about what food to eat later.

27. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

28. Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.

29. We are WTF generation .... WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook :D

30. Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing. LOL

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31. This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.

32. WoW now I’m a graduate... Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains.

33. Me and my wife lived happily for 25 years and then we met…

34. Good Morning, let the stress begin...

35. Don’t settle for good. Demand Great!

36. Hakuna Matata – The great motto to live life!

37. Price is what you pay. Value is what you get.

38. Eat - Sleep - Regret - Repeat.

39. Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it.

40. Move on…

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41. People are like music some say the truth and rest, just noise.

42. We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.

43. It’s not how tragically we suffer but how miracously we live.

44. Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable.

45. Dream as if you’ll live forever... Live as if tomorrow is last one.

46. Always remember you are UNIQUE - Just like everybody else.

47. You don’t have to like me... I am not a facebook status.

48. The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.

49. Don’t be too optimistic. The light at the end of the tunnel may be another train.

50. At last got to know how to loose weight in 10 days: Just turn your head right then left and repeat whenever offered any food :)

100 Funny Crazy Whatsapp Status in English
100 Funny Crazy Whatsapp Status in English

51. Life is too short. Dont waste it removing pen drive safely.

52. Whattsapp status is loading.....

53. Think about it ..every time we look back at ourselves five years ago we think we were an idiot.

54. Happiness is when 'Last seen at' changes to 'Online' and then to 'Typing...'

55. I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as 'Free Recharge'

56. I Am Not Special, I Am Just Limited Edition!

57. I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

58. Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong.

59. They say we learn from our mistakes. So, I'm making as many as possible! Soon I will be a genius :-B

60. Waiting for Wi-Fi Network.....

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61. Sleep till you’re hungry... Eat till you’re sleepy.

62. There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-vegetarian and Tuesday / Saturday

63. Coins always make sound but the currency notes are always silent! that’s why I’m always calm and silent...

64. One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry.

65. Second chances are for loosers….either we do it in first place or live it for others.

66. Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

67. We live in a society were pizza gets to your house before police

68. One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp and his wife added last seen feature...

69. Don’t be happy.I don’t Really forgive people,I just pretend like it’s ok and wait for my turn to destroy them.

70. Jealousy = I actually care about you.

Crazy Whatsapp Status in English

71. Once a cheater always a repeater...

72. FACT: Every piece of plastic ever made still exists. Say no to Plastic.

73. I wanna be nice but some people are so annoying.

74. I'm soo poor... I can't even pay attention

75. I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them...

100 Funny Crazy Whatsapp Status in English
100 Funny Crazy Whatsapp Status in English

76. It's cute when your crush's crush is uuh ;-)

77. People say you cant live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.

78. if your dog barks nd ememies laugh take it serious.

79. Vegetarians, if you want animals to live, why do you eat their food.

80. I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card.

Crazy Status for Whatsapp in English

81. Team work is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.

82. After marriage, the other man’s wife looks more beautiful.

83. Act crazy, don't regret, do things you would never ever do because life is short so live it up! :)

84. I will kill you with my awesomeness...

85. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.

86. The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth.

87. I shouldn't have to earn you time or attention, you should want to give it!

88. Remember how you treated me so when I treat you like that you can understand why!

89. Silence doesn't always mean you're mad... sometimes it just means you have nothing to say.

90. I'm so awesome that I wish I could be you, just so I could hang out with me!

Funny Crazy Whatsapp Status in English

91. That awkward moment when the awkward moment get even more awkward!

92. Totally available! Please disturb me...

93. Nothing is lost until mom can't find it.

94. Why is it so easy to fall asleep in class then in bed.

95. Single doesn't always mean available...

96. Silence is the loudest words you can speak sometimes when you want to be heard more.

97. I am crazy and hyper but that is 2 reasons why I am lovable.

98. the best one night stand is get to play with p#%^y and don't have explain why

99. When I'm good, I'm very good and when I'm bad, I'm sensational!

100. I can only bottle so much inside, and right now, I've got more bottled up than a Coca-Cola factory.

100 Funny Crazy Whatsapp Status in English
100 Funny Crazy Whatsapp Status in English

Crazy Funny Whatsapp Status in English

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